It's saddening that I can't meet my soulmate.

To begin this long overdue post, i have been convinced that i am madly, deeply, truly in love with John Mayer. It's funny because I can actually remember the day I heard the song Clarity for the very first time, and absolutely hating it. I thought his voice was actually so ridiculously awful and then the song Your Body is a Wonderland confirmed my hatred. Years later one of my friends showed me Slow Dancing in a Burning Room and right then and there i fell head over heels. I sound crazy, and well, I am. He is a lyrical GENIUS, and I don't care if his voice is a little funny sometimes, it adds to his charm. I have heard from numerous people that he's a complete dick, so I will avoid all attempts in crossing paths with him (which blows). I would do soooo many things to see him live!
Here are some of my favorite lines:

•Baby you’re the only light I ever saw.

• I was the one you always dreamed of, you were the one I tried to draw.

•Gravity, stay the hell away from me.

•How come the only way to know how high you get me, is to see how far I fall?
•Lonely was the song I sang, til the day you came.

•No I’m not color blind, I know the world is black and white.

•So scared of getting older; I’m only good at being young.

•But this morning, there’s a calm I can’t explain.

• And I will wait to find, if this will last forever.

•Some of us, we’re hardly ever here. The rest of us, we’re born to disappear.

• And I will pay no mind, worrying about the rainy weather.

•Then you come on crashing in, like the realest thing.

•I’m gonna steer clear, burn up in your atmosphere.

•Cause I’d die if I saw you, cause I’d die if I didn’t see you there.

•But when my loneliness is through, I’m gonna find another you.

This list could actually go on for a while. I love you John Mayer.